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An ode to our favorite Seinfeld star, the one and only George Costanza. Although he may claim to be doomed, once he entered the triangle everything changed. How else do you think he landed that gig with the Yankees? Be more like George. Maybe. Screen printed graphic front center chest on laurel colored tee shirt.
100% cotton knit jersey
6.0oz/200gsm "heavy duty" stock
Shoulder to shoulder taping
Set in rib collar
Slightly relaxed, boxy fit
Comes in new bio-degradable eco friendly packaging