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Conjunction junction, what's your function? If you didn't grow up with School House Rock we really pity you. Theories pays homage to our favorite educational Saturday morning cartoon programming by imagining what it would look like if it was Theories House Rock, with Rasputin as the mascot. This graphic tee is screen printed front center chest on an ash shirt.
Screen Printed
Artwork by David Newbrough
100% cotton knit jersey
6.0oz/200gsm "heavy duty" stock
Shoulder to shoulder taping
Set in rib collar
Slightly relaxed, boxy fit
Comes in new bio-degradable eco friendly packaging
